A Poem for a Friend by LizLuvsCupcakes, literature
Literature
A Poem for a Friend
The most majestic, wonderful of creatures
With his odd minagerie of features.
Out of all of us, you made believers.
Hoofs, forevermore.
Your moustache was so lush and long,
Banana shoes were never wrong.
Your braying voice longed to join us in song,
Hoofs, forevermore.
You taught us to stay true to ourselves,
To never do things in sets of twelves,
To always break a set of bookshelves,
Hoofs, forevermore.
Alas, old friend, you were too great,
Perhaps it was you who sealed your fate.
Now we can only say too late,
"Hoofs, forevermore."
But make no mistake, we know your face.
It's one that they can never erase!
No matter how har
TF2: Just A Pearl (2) by LizLuvsCupcakes, literature
Literature
TF2: Just A Pearl (2)
Chapter 2: What Now?
They were keeping him. That did not mean Spy had to be happy about it.
This also did not mean that they had to bring him back with them to the house. Why they did not simply lock the boy in a broom closet somewhere on the compound was beyond him; he was surely thin enough, and based on his willingness to declare himself their property upon sight, he would not have objected. But no, everyone wanted to keep him close.
Idiots.
Of course, it was once again to him to take responsibility for their stupidity. Although, since he brought the pearl back to them, wasn't it already his fault?... Rrgh, shut up, stay focused!
But yo
The pearl sat at the spy's feet, shining and shimmering with the faintest pink wash in the sand. The pearl was perfectly smooth and round, about the size of a doorknob with a thin band wrapping around its circumference. Even a complete idiot who didn't know anything about geology would stare at it with dollar signs in their eyes.
The Red Spy was hardly an idiot.
If you or I were to find a massive pink pearl in the sand during a morning stroll, we might think something along the lines of, "well, this clearly shouldn't be here. Why is it here? Where did it come from? Did somebody leave it here? I should try to find out how this got here."
Ho
Jasper x Reader: Strong Enough by LizLuvsCupcakes, literature
Literature
Jasper x Reader: Strong Enough
You can't remember a time in your life when you felt more inferior.
Jasper is amazing, don't get you wrong. She's pretty, strong-willed, funny, and clearly with a heart. But it was only when you stood next to her towering height of seven whopping feet that you were painfully aware of your [Y/H] stature.
And she's strong. Like, ridiculously, cartoonishly strong. You once saw her pick up your car and carry it fifteen miles to the nearest gas station on that road trip you took last summer.
She's so strong, and you're just so weak, that frankly, you can't see what she'd want to do with you, or what's to stop her from... getting bored with you.
I know, I know- I don't make theories, and literally no one cares about the movie The Boss Baby. Hell, if anything, you stopped thinking about it the second the trailers stopped playing before fail compilations on YouTube. But there is one thought that I had after watching the movie on my own and re-watching it with my parents (because it was their pick for movie night) that i just haven't been able to shake. So, I've decided to funnel my inner MatPat and nitpick a bunch of details you didn't notice in a movie you don't care about and probably didn't see. So, without further ado, let's dive right into The Boss Baby.
First of all, for those o